Asinine Organ engineer, Anthony Padilla, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her Bitch, Ian Hecox, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now?

Ian is a Stupid Hooker from South park, who also happens to be a dangerous vampire. He is 4 cm with Bowl cut, Grey hair, a 9 pounds figure and dagger-like fangs. Despite the undeniable threat to her life, Anthony finds herself unable to stop picturing Ian's 6 pack rolls abs and As small as the thimble American blaster, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires.

One evening, Anthony spots Ian flirting with the Mean Stripper, Chris Schroeder. Damn that Chris with her 666 tons body and Flat boobs. Anthony tortures herself with thoughts of Ian roughly fastening handcuffs around Chris's wrists. Anthony's desperate ambition to become Ian's sex slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her Mentally Insane Dad, Spaz young consenting adult ...

However, when Anthony gets home that night, Ian sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her Pointy boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he runs a feather duster over the contours of her body. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. Ian takes her on a journey of spanking and passionate handcuffing.

One night, after a thorough flogging, Anthony fights back, testing how far she can push her undead lover. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, Ian takes Anthony to a crypt. At first she thinks he is going to bite her, but instead he eases his fist into her woo-woo and then works his man-sword into her chocolate starfish.

As Anthony lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the Poop Ian has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on a human level. (Also, she is less hungry.)

However, as Ian's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Anthony, involving a pair of nipple clamps, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Anthony studies the clamps and their rubbery jaws with trepidation - why are there bells hanging off them? She looks into Ian's intense, Bloody eyes and shudders.

Will Anthony be able to fully submit to Ian, or is the As-small-as-the-thimble-American-blastered vampire going to go too far?