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StaticSkull
Game Dev, Artist, Animator, Musician, Voice Actor, Writer

Chris Schroeder @StaticSkull

Age 23, Male

Doin it in da butt

Harford Community College

In the butt

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Posted by StaticSkull - March 16th, 2016


we're all sick


Posted by StaticSkull - March 14th, 2016


I like anal!

This totally isn't Mike writing this just because he won a dare!

But follow him here: http://mistermastermike.newgrounds.com/follow

Okay maybe it is him... >:3


Posted by StaticSkull - March 11th, 2016


I have a new comic out called Creative Types! Yes, I got the title from AnimatedJames' music video, but everything else is different!

I'm thinking about maybe making it an ongoing web-comic and it'll basically be like a behind-the-scenes of my animations and it will also have it's own storyline too, but I'm not too sure yet!

Page 1: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/venomationstv/creative-types-comic-page-1-2

Page 2: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/venomationstv/creative-types-comic-page-2

Page 3: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/venomationstv/creative-types-comic-page-1


Posted by StaticSkull - March 11th, 2016


Newgrounds only lets you upload web-based games as of now. I really think that they should allow people to put up games that you'd have to download as well.

Think about all the benefits:

- More Game Engines Might End Up Getting Newgrounds API Which Would Get Newgrounds Even More Publicity

- It Would Make It A Lot Easier For Game Developers

- More Game Developers Would Have A Chance To Make A Living Or Just Show Off Their Talents

I had an idea for the design of a page for a downloadable game too!

In the same space as the actual game would be in for web-based games, there would instead be a cover image for the game that the developer will upload. Plus, above the area for the Author Comments would be a download button and all the rest would be the same.

All in all, I really think that Newgrounds should do this and I hope they do!

Feel free to let me know what you think too.

Thank you for reading!


Posted by StaticSkull - March 10th, 2016


Dragon Ball STK Episode 3 will take quite some time to make, because I'm working on an entire original soundtrack, intro, and outro! It's not cancelled, it will just take some time to make! After I make the intro and outro, the only thing that will hold some episodes back is the soundtrack! I hope you guys will enjoy the new and improved Dragon Ball STK!


Posted by StaticSkull - March 10th, 2016


Most of my art is going to handdrawn for now, because it's way easier for me and I've been able to handdraw very well ever since I was 11!


Posted by StaticSkull - March 7th, 2016


You heard right!

And you can't get it on DeviantArt, because it's exclusively on Newgrounds only!

 

Page 1: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/venomationstv/lemmen-the-cat-comic-page-1

Page 2: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/venomationstv/lemmen-the-cat-comic-page-2


Posted by StaticSkull - March 6th, 2016


Asinine Organ engineer, Anthony Padilla, is mortified after she gets carried away and admits to her Bitch, Ian Hecox, that she longs to experiment with BDSM. Whatever must he think of her now?

Ian is a Stupid Hooker from South park, who also happens to be a dangerous vampire. He is 4 cm with Bowl cut, Grey hair, a 9 pounds figure and dagger-like fangs. Despite the undeniable threat to her life, Anthony finds herself unable to stop picturing Ian's 6 pack rolls abs and As small as the thimble American blaster, fantasising nightly about submitting to his deepest desires.

One evening, Anthony spots Ian flirting with the Mean Stripper, Chris Schroeder. Damn that Chris with her 666 tons body and Flat boobs. Anthony tortures herself with thoughts of Ian roughly fastening handcuffs around Chris's wrists. Anthony's desperate ambition to become Ian's sex slave begins to feel like nothing more than a dumb fantasy. Perhaps she should focus her lust on her Mentally Insane Dad, Spaz young consenting adult ...

However, when Anthony gets home that night, Ian sneaks up on her from the shadows and fervently caresses her Pointy boobs with his hungry hands, before dragging her into the bedroom where he runs a feather duster over the contours of her body. She delights as her dirtiest dreams begin to come true. Ian takes her on a journey of spanking and passionate handcuffing.

One night, after a thorough flogging, Anthony fights back, testing how far she can push her undead lover. Defiantly, she tries to tickle him. Furious, Ian takes Anthony to a crypt. At first she thinks he is going to bite her, but instead he eases his fist into her woo-woo and then works his man-sword into her chocolate starfish.

As Anthony lies in bed afterwards, enjoying the Poop Ian has prepared for her, and reminiscing over the evening, she feels that they are finally connecting on a human level. (Also, she is less hungry.)

However, as Ian's desires get darker still, he reveals that he has a very special task in mind for Anthony, involving a pair of nipple clamps, which he whips out with a look of pure glee. Anthony studies the clamps and their rubbery jaws with trepidation - why are there bells hanging off them? She looks into Ian's intense, Bloody eyes and shudders.

Will Anthony be able to fully submit to Ian, or is the As-small-as-the-thimble-American-blastered vampire going to go too far?


Posted by StaticSkull - March 6th, 2016


For some reason I feel that I need to get this off my chest:

While it would be nice, I do not care about being scouted!

My work is all made for good fun and I don't even get paid for it!

I do what I do, because I love doing it!

I don't know why I felt like I needed to say this, but thank you for reading anyway!


Posted by StaticSkull - March 6th, 2016


 

It has to be Mike's best one yet!

 

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/674320?updated=1